John (Ian Ashpitel)

6.9 (269), 6.18 (278) | 2002, 2003

Supporters club member who has a front row seat during HUTV's televised fan forum. Asks Phil some uncomfortable questions over the current squad failings, before reminding Phil he is a plumber who only owns the club because he won the lottery, and would resign if he really cared about the club. Later appears at the club's Player Awards where he presents Fletch with the Dragon of the Year award.