The cheeky stars give us the low-down on their performances on and off the pitch!
Jim Alexander, 25 (Jamie Parker)
Scott Taylor, 18 (Danny Rawsthorne)
Terry Kiely, 25 (Karl Fletcher)
Dean Holness, 24 (Campbell Hooper)
- How do you like to warm up?
Jim: "Doing the splits, OK, so I cant do the splits but I would like to be able to. I'm a goalie, so I put a lot of groundwork in with my hands."
Scott: "I like to take my time to make sure I avoid a nasty groin injury."
Terry: "A few tequilas to get me in the mood and I'm raring to go. I usually enjoy the anticipation more than the actual event itself."
Dean: "As quickly and vigorously as possible. I jump in there straightaway and get on with it - there is no point delaying all the fun."
- If your lady was a game of footie, how would you play her?
Jim: "It would be a long ball game. I like long balls, its a personal trait."
Scott: "I'd probably check out her midfield for a start and just go straight for the strike."
Terry: "Er, there would be a lot of strategy. I try not to rush things, take my time - and eventually I'll score."
Dean: I'd play counter attack, scoring as many goals as I could and yelling at the top of my voice."
- What do you usually do once you've scored?
Jim: "Make stupid faces. I'm a top gunner."
Scott: "I usually run around with whatever I'm still wearing wrapped around my head - it's a celebration, isn't it?!"
Terry: "Well, I get myself composed and hopefully go back and try and score again."
Dean: "I love to sing a footie song, something like: 'Sing when I'm winning - and boy am I winning'."
- What position do you play?
Jim: "Spoons! I play various positions, but spoons is my favourite - you've got to get the angle right, though."
Scott: "All of them - I'm a definite all-rounder, as long as I'm dominating from the front I dont mind."
Terry: "Usually, I'm right up there at the front where all the action is, but I like to cover all positions really."
Dean: "Full on, all out, up front. There is no holding back from me."
- What do you do at half-time?
Jim: "Have a fag and think of England."
Scott: "A quick drink, maybe a biscuit, then straight back to business."
Terry: "There is usually no half-time really, 'cos as soon as the whistle as blown, we get straight back to it."
Dean: "Have a quick breather, wipe the sweat from my brow, then leap back in there for more."
- What kind of pitch do you like to play on?
Jim: "Carpet pitches because I love the burns you get on your knees."
Scott: "As long as the conditions are OK, any pitch in the world. I'm not picky."
Terry: "If there is turf on the pitch, let play commence."
Dean: "I like a nice wet pitch, preferably water-logged - but with nice, sunny weather to play in, though."
- What's the best kind of tackle?
Jim: "It's got to be a sliding tackle, the more slippery the better."
Scott: "Erm, a careful one, not too dirty - as long as you're below the knees, you're all right!"
Terry: "Well, tackles come in all shapes and sizes but the best one would be a long drawn-out, hard tackle!"
Dean: "A big shout from the keeper."
- Do you like to jump in the bath after its all finished?
Jim: "No, because it hurts the carpet burns on my knee's, a cold shower is much better."
Scott: "Defiantly - after a shower, you have to cleanse yourself from all that wrongdoing."
Terry: "It depends whether I'm in the bath already, if I was I would jump out to find some other spot to celebrate."
Dean: "I prefer to carry on in the shower, then get clean in the bath."
Extra Time on Terry....
- Where are you from?
Terry: "Richmond-Surrey"
- What is your star sign?
Terry: "Star Sign Virgo."
- Whats your best quality?
Terry: "I have a really surreal, out there sense of humor."
- Whats your worst quality?
Terry: "I am a perfectionist."
- What is your ideal woman?
Terry: "She would have to have a similar sense of humor to me and a beautiful smile."
- Whats your biggest turn-on?
Terry: "I find confidence very sexy."
- What is your biggest turn-off?
Terry: "Women who change their image too much."
- How can a girl get your attention?
Terry: "I love flirting, waiting to see what will happen next. Its much more exciting than going 'alright darling, fancy a drink?'"
- Whats the most romantic thing you have ever done?
Terry: "One Valentines day I was walking past a hairdressers and saw this beautiful girl on reception, so I went and brought her a rose which I thought was very brave of me."
- Where is the strangest place you have ever had sex?
Terry: "The gym showers at school. I didn't last long out of fear of getting caught, at least that was my excuse."
- Whats the worst date you have ever had?
Terry: "I saved up to take this girl to a fancy restaurant but she didn't eat anything, she just sat there with a glass of water all night. I prefer girls with a hearty appetite."
- Boxers or Y-Fronts?
Terry: "Calvin Klein Briefs."
- Whats your proudest moment?
Terry: "Probably getting the job on Dream Team, and the first time I was on TV. My mum was going 'that's my little boy!'"
- Where is your favourite hang out?
Terry: "The Pitcher & Piano or The Paradise Bar both in Richmond, Surry. The Paradise Bar is my local where all my mates drink. Its an extension of my living room."
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