Darren Dyson (Andrew Brooke)

8.17 (341) | 2005

Shay Maguire's sidekick in the HCRC (Harchester Cultural Reformation Committee) who, under Barker's secret instruction, seal the club with the players inside until Eli provides a replacement for Tommy. Chooses the operation name of 'Doyle' after, bizarrely, Patrick Doyle. After they are duped by Dean pretending to buy Nigel Reo-Coker, and lose to Southampton in the FA Cup 5th Round, the HCRC are involved in the Dragon's Lair riot in which most are arrested.